On Winning the Lottery…

I made my Powerball picks, although I have no intention of actually buying a ticket. Adam said he’d run out and buy a ticket with my numbers, but didn’t have any cash, so I told him I had a few dollars in my wallet.

Me: I’ll even split my winnings with you.

Him: I think you have to. We’re married.

Me: Hm, well.

Him: If you win, would you dump me and find someone hotter than me?

Me: No. He probably wouldn’t do the dishes.

Him: You could pay someone to do the dishes.

Me: Oh yeah!

Him: You would not be very good at being a lottery winner.

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