Awkward conversation with random 30-something looking guy on the office elevator…
Him: So, what do you do?
Me: I’m an attorney.
Him: Right on. (He seriously said that.) Where did you go to law school?
Him: Nice. Oh, so you just graduated?
Me: Uhhh, no. I graduated five years ago.**
Him: [blank stare]
Me: I guess I look young for my age… (exits elevator)
** I was wrong. I actually graduated six years ago. SIX YEARS! Holy cannoli!